I'm taking the weekend off to visit my uncle in Brooklyn. It's his big 40th (60th) birthday, and I don't want to miss it. I'm sure he'll be bringing us to some exotic jazz club where he'll break young ladies' hearts. He's good like that.
Of course, I'm now terrified because the senate has stalled the USA Patriot ACT. Clearly the restoration of our civil liberties is a sign to the terrorists that we are weak. But then, you can always count on our good old president to completely ignore the law and do whatever he wants anyways. I'm out.