On Thursday I was offered a chance to have a Romanian mail-order bride. According to the fine man in the parking lot, she was a "good girl, no sleep with other men." She was actually very beautiful, but then there's the whole "this is my Romanian mail-order bride Vlada" thing to deal with. I just can't keep my place in polite society with that. So I continue to blind date, which is really not helping my ego. In fact, going on dates with ladies I don't know has actually made me feel worse.
The thing is, I keep failing and I don't know why. I am a good looking, funny and intelligent guy. But I keep going out with ladies and not feeling any connection. I know they don't feel any connection either, because they never call me back. I'm always willing to try a second date, even if the first one isn't all that wonderful. Maybe that's just me though. Still, I've begun feeling like a sack of sour tomatoes. That can't be good.