Sunday, January 22, 2006


Dear Heather Graham,

I am truly sorry for the recent cancellation of your television show. This must be a tough time for you, where you are doubting your own talents and abilities. You are quite a wonderful individual who was stepping into the wrong medium. The movies are really where you belong.

Of course in this time of need, I offer my services to you. If you need a shoulder to cry on or someone to talk to for all hours of the night, feel free to send me an email. We can get together for coffee and then afterwards you can feel free to come back to my studio apartment and discuss your further career options. Allow me to help you during this tough time.

Brett Evans

1 comment:

Mattyd said...

I dunno dude.

I think you'll have more luck with J-Date.

Are you in the Sports class on Thursday?