HOLY SHIT!

I agree with something Ann Coulter wrote.

Well except for all that bull about college professors being the devil. Quite frankly, college professors don't get paid nearly enough to be Satan. Maybe they are something less extreme, like a minion, or a Seraph or something.

Yep, I was right. Wikpedia mentions nothing about college professors or universities in general when discussing Satan. Please do a little more research next time, oh hateful one that is Ann Coulter.