Brett's Blown Fifteen Seconds of Fame

"Um hello?"
"Hello. Who's this?"
"Brett"
"Hi Brett, you won!"
"Uh, okay neat. What did I win?"
"Tickets to Video Games Live!"
"Oh, uh, how about that?"
"So do you like sit around and play video games and eat cheetos?"
"I don't like cheetos."
"Yeah, it gets the controller sticky, huh?"
"Uh, ewwww."
"Pizza and beer type of guy?"
"Something like that."
"Do you have any affect to your voice?"
"So, Video Games Live huh?"
"Brett, what do you think of Brazillian Leg Waxing?"
"Why, did I win that too?"
"No, no I just want to know what you think of it?"
"Um, don't knock it till you try it?"
Click.