Dear Mr. Evans,
Thank you for your email regarding our "date" last Thursday. I enjoyed your company as well. Unfortunately I have decided to go in another direction. At this time I will not continue dating you. However, I would like to keep your email on file in case there are any openings in the future. Best of luck to you.
Sincerely,
[Name deleted for fear of lawsuit]
Is any of this real?
ReplyDeleteGood God...is all of this reaL?
Sadly...yes, quite real.
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